Send Your Basenji On A Trip............... A Guilt Trip!!!

Typically, Basenjis are full of energy and affection, often this energy can result in a Basenji jumping into your lap and spilling Colt .45 all over that new futon you found in the alley. This type of behavior makes a typical Basenji punishment like a swift beating with a freshly cut switch or waterboarding seem unbefitting of the crime. You need something that will teach that Basenji a lesson it won't soon forget, and what better way to get back at your Basenji than a perfectly executed guilt trip! Start by weeping into your hands and falling to the floor thrashing about like a salmon on the deck of a fishermans boat. Your Basenji will no doubt rush to your side, most likely attempting to lick you to ease your percieved suffering. That, friends is when you deliver the coup de grace. Stop crying, sit up, stare deeply into the eyes of your Basenji and let out a primal scream right in it's smug Basenji face. Game. Set. Match.